Gnarly Safari Sauce

from $16.00

Embark on a flavorful adventure with the tantalizin' taste of our Gnarly Safari Sauce! Brace yourself for a fury blend of Peach, Mango & Habaneros, fit for only the bravest of pirates. Whether you be feastin' on seafood, plunderin' tacos, or just seeking sustenance for yer daily quest, this be the sauce to spice up every meal on the high seas.

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Secure the Booty

Embark on a flavorful adventure with the tantalizin' taste of our Gnarly Safari Sauce! Brace yourself for a fury blend of Peach, Mango & Habaneros, fit for only the bravest of pirates. Whether you be feastin' on seafood, plunderin' tacos, or just seeking sustenance for yer daily quest, this be the sauce to spice up every meal on the high seas.

Embark on a flavorful adventure with the tantalizin' taste of our Gnarly Safari Sauce! Brace yourself for a fury blend of Peach, Mango & Habaneros, fit for only the bravest of pirates. Whether you be feastin' on seafood, plunderin' tacos, or just seeking sustenance for yer daily quest, this be the sauce to spice up every meal on the high seas.

Ingredients:
Ingredients: Water, Habanero, Pineapple Juice, Mango, Peaches, Onion, Apple Juice, Lime Juice, Garlic, Orange Juice, Salt, Thyme, Orange Blossoms, Vinegar, California Champagne Vinegar, Muscat Juice, Orange Essence, Contains Sulfites, Sugar, Citrus Champagne Vinegar, Lemon Extract (Contains Sulfites, Champagne Vinegar, White Grapefruit Juice, Black Pepper


A little backstory!

Captain Greenbeard arrives at the Shadows Cove on Booty Island. He disembarks his ship and lands on the black sand in the Shadows Cove. There he pulls out his map and reads the Riddle of the Golden Habanero. This is where he begins his journey through the Safari Grove and carries with him his sword and his pistol. He begins his journey by traveling through the dense Safari and has to avoid getting eaten alive by the creatures of the jungle. He travels through a desert and then through more jungle dealing with blistering heat and terrifying sounds. 

After a few hours he finds the tree of three, a tree that has just three major branches on them. 

Each branch points in a direction leading to a path. One branch leads to riches, one leads to despair, one leads to the golden habanero he seeks. He chooses to follow the branch that has a flower on its end, with pedals that glow with the color of fire red with glistening gold. The branch points in the direction of his next destination.

After traveling through the jungle and using his sword as a machete, he finds the waterfall. At the waterfall, he finds the entrance to the cave hiding behind the falls. He enters the cave and sees that the cave is illuminated with glowing mushrooms. He uses these mushrooms as a light to see in the darkness. At the end of the cave he finds the golden habanero tree illuminated by an opening in the ceiling of the cave. The golden habanero tree looks majestic and glistens with gold. Covered in habaneros that shine in the light. He takes his bag and fills it up as fat as he can, to carry it back to his ship. 

He brings the golden habanero back to his ship and celebrates by making the greatest Sauce the world has ever known. The story of the Golden Habanero, forever told.